I have a dream aka O čem sním, když nespím 1

This list will grow with my ideas until it doesn’t fit one post. Yes, I realize it sounds a lot like a minecraft world. I will make it into chapters by theme once there are too many.

1/6/20
The sidewalks and roads are made of a material which doesn’t trap heat like asphalt and concrete do, lets the rain through and goes to a microscopic particle filter and a ionization purifier to be used as a tap water.

You can put your Monster 710 ml thermo like can in 250 ml, 500 ml, 1000ml, 1500 ml sizes into a sterilizer and have low cal chilled Caprisun Mystic Dragon poured in on every main street. The cans can be deposited if you don’t bring one or don't need yours anymore.

Sesame Subway like burger buns and subs are fortified with iron and water soluble vitamins and commonly sold.

Fruit and veggies are always ripe and don’t rot.

Produce is sold in reusable deposit Zip Top like platinum silicone zip lock bags.

Clothes are made of a breathable material which dries in 30 minutes, cools your body in hot weather and keeps heat in cold weather. It is cleaned in lukewarm water and sterilized by ionization. Doesn’t cause rashes, doesn't trap unpleasant body odors and it is very soft to the body. Various sizes are made to measure, once you outgrow it or it is too big for you, the fiber is reused for new clothes.

Sprained ankle (or any joint) cure is peach green tea flavour drink working like the injection in Rick and Morty and is sold at every pharmacy in the 250 ml cans. Same goes for broken bones but it is strawberry flavoured. Your home med kit necessity.

Meat is grown on plant like unconscious entities having the same nutritional value, taste and texture of a regular (now ancient) meat with extra fat soluble vitamins. Burgers, steaks, ribs, you name it. Same with cheese, dairy and eggs. Also doesn’t rot just like fruit and veggies.

Allergies, STDs, common cold and acne have been eradicated.

Menstruation isn’t a thing anymore. Our bodies just suck the tissue back in the body like other animals.

There are husky dogs, shibas, samoyeds, fennec foxes and raccoons running around for everyone to pet. They are fed from dispensers acording to what they need and free to move when they want to.

All cities have mountains and lakes around them to hike, swim and surf in.

Glitter is edible and has vitamins in it.

Indoor places are air conditioned, windows, walls and doors are noise cancelling.

Any level and field education is available to anyone in their rooms with videos and the teacher has Robin Wright’s voice (maan, she’s so precious, I love her).

Hair care products work like Olaplex, it fills your broken fiber to perfect condition after each use.

Instead of bikes we learn riding pennyboards from young age and it is the main transportation mean in cities.

To get from one city to another you ride your penny to the closest skyscraper parking machine and get a hydrogenium powered self driving car from the building. They all are pepper white Minis.


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babyanimalgifs:

me at 3am looking for something to eat


how to get a boyfriend

wanderlukest:

actionables:

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

well this didn’t get me a boyfriend but it got me 3 birds, a raccoon and all of my neighbor’s cats

you won a jackpot then

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alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something


insane-lunatic:

do you ever just look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex


drhanniballecter:

jeffreythemermaid:

The worst part about Hannibal is that he probably doesn’t like pizza

Yeah, that’s the very worst part.

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rocky2e:

Who knew Claire Underwood poisoning Tom Yates and having sex with him while he dies would be my peak aesthetic?


I don’t think people know how hard it is to explain what is happening inside my head because, most of the time, I don’t understand what is happening inside it myself.
- 4am messy thoughts (cravings)

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i’m a little different now because of you
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drunkvanity:

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

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